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25-08-2020 21:41:01
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It appears that Eric Dier has accidentally injured both De Ligt and Upamecano during a training session [📸 Torben Hoffmann]
Uli Hoeneß also is keeping a close eye on his nephew Sebastian Hoeneß, who is currently the manager of Stuttgart, in case things don’t work out with Thomas Tuchel. [Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴]
🗣️ Harry Kane via Sky: „When the stands caught fire I didn‘t know what it was because I spent my whole career in the Premier League. Thomas [Müller] later told me about pyros and I have to say the German fans are much better than the English ones (laughs)“ [thomassist]
❗️ Daniel Levy has HIJACKED Harry Kane's plane. He is now holding Kane hostage, as he's trying to renegotiate the transfer fee with Bayern [Florian Plettenberg]
❗️ BREAKING: Kane to Bayern is a done deal. The American wrestler will sign a 5 year contract and is expected to bring the 'fighter mentality' which the squad has been missing since the departure of Sadio Mané [Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴]
Bacary Cissé (Sadio Mané's PR manager): 'The referees in Germany, they hated Sadio because he's an African making much more money than them. They are typical Nazis. That's why they ruled out all his goals as offside, because they are racist pigs' [After Foot RMC]