Bayern & Germany
@iMiaSamMia
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25-08-2020 21:41:01
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![🚨🚨 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has decided to LEAVE Bayern at the end of the season [@FabrizioRomano]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GE8zceoW0AAJVzX.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2024-01-28 18:35:22 🚨🚨 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has decided to LEAVE Bayern at the end of the season [@FabrizioRomano]")
![Nigeria goalkeeper Stanley Nwabali says he likes watching videos of Manuel Neuer to get motivation before games: 'I love watching my role model, I love watching Manuel Neuer before my game, even two days before my game, even in the dressing room, I always watch him' [@PoojaMedia]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GFwl4hKWgAAq-As.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) on Twitter photo 2024-02-07 19:56:22 Nigeria goalkeeper Stanley Nwabali says he likes watching videos of Manuel Neuer to get motivation before games: 'I love watching my role model, I love watching Manuel Neuer before my game, even two days before my game, even in the dressing room, I always watch him' [@PoojaMedia]")
It appears that Eric Dier has accidentally injured both De Ligt and Upamecano during a training session [📸 Torben Hoffmann]
![It appears that Eric Dier has accidentally injured both De Ligt and Upamecano during a training session [📸 @Sky_Torben]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GD-SbQtbUAAJNJ6.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2024-01-16 15:14:38 It appears that Eric Dier has accidentally injured both De Ligt and Upamecano during a training session [📸 @Sky_Torben]")
Uli Hoeneß also is keeping a close eye on his nephew Sebastian Hoeneß, who is currently the manager of Stuttgart, in case things don’t work out with Thomas Tuchel. [Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴]
![Uli Hoeneß also is keeping a close eye on his nephew Sebastian Hoeneß, who is currently the manager of Stuttgart, in case things don’t work out with Thomas Tuchel. [@JanAageFjortoft]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuLxEB9WcBIT1qa.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2023-04-20 20:18:14 Uli Hoeneß also is keeping a close eye on his nephew Sebastian Hoeneß, who is currently the manager of Stuttgart, in case things don’t work out with Thomas Tuchel. [@JanAageFjortoft]")
![@iMiaSanMia @BILD Xabi Alonso is said to be big fan of Konrad Laimer. Bayern are eyeing the Leverkusen coach as a potential successor for Thomas Tuchel in 2024 and want to prepare the squad accordingly [@BILD]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsBEST3XoAIZXKU.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2023-03-24 21:54:59 @iMiaSanMia @BILD Xabi Alonso is said to be big fan of Konrad Laimer. Bayern are eyeing the Leverkusen coach as a potential successor for Thomas Tuchel in 2024 and want to prepare the squad accordingly [@BILD]")
![❗️ Fulham gave Bayern the green light to sign Palhinha despite not having signed a replacement minutes before the transfer window closed in Germany. However, Bayern's fax machine malfunctioned, hence they couldn't bring the transfer over the line in time [@kerry_hau]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F49mAOjW4AAhR1-.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2023-09-01 19:07:53 ❗️ Fulham gave Bayern the green light to sign Palhinha despite not having signed a replacement minutes before the transfer window closed in Germany. However, Bayern's fax machine malfunctioned, hence they couldn't bring the transfer over the line in time [@kerry_hau]")
🗣️ Harry Kane via Sky: „When the stands caught fire I didn‘t know what it was because I spent my whole career in the Premier League. Thomas [Müller] later told me about pyros and I have to say the German fans are much better than the English ones (laughs)“ [thomassist]
![🗣️ Harry Kane via Sky: „When the stands caught fire I didn‘t know what it was because I spent my whole career in the Premier League. Thomas [Müller] later told me about pyros and I have to say the German fans are much better than the English ones (laughs)“ [@thomassist25_]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4JT5KSXwAEa4cs.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2023-08-22 15:28:30 🗣️ Harry Kane via Sky: „When the stands caught fire I didn‘t know what it was because I spent my whole career in the Premier League. Thomas [Müller] later told me about pyros and I have to say the German fans are much better than the English ones (laughs)“ [@thomassist25_]")
![Harry Kane: 'Credit where credit is due, Weinbeisser Kaltern gave it their all. Their centre-back told me that he's a part time bus driver and he gave me less space than certain Premier League defenders [laughs]' [fcb]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F36O5-JWgAEl-uy.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2023-08-19 17:12:26 Harry Kane: 'Credit where credit is due, Weinbeisser Kaltern gave it their all. Their centre-back told me that he's a part time bus driver and he gave me less space than certain Premier League defenders [laughs]' [fcb]")
![Bayern is interested in signing Dani Olmo. The Spaniard has a release clause of €60m [@BILD]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3cI1fkWgAA1KYT.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2023-08-13 20:57:17 Bayern is interested in signing Dani Olmo. The Spaniard has a release clause of €60m [@BILD]")
❗️ Daniel Levy has HIJACKED Harry Kane's plane. He is now holding Kane hostage, as he's trying to renegotiate the transfer fee with Bayern [Florian Plettenberg]
![❗️ Daniel Levy has HIJACKED Harry Kane's plane. He is now holding Kane hostage, as he's trying to renegotiate the transfer fee with Bayern [@Plettigoal]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3QikTZXMAEMb0H.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2023-08-11 14:54:16 ❗️ Daniel Levy has HIJACKED Harry Kane's plane. He is now holding Kane hostage, as he's trying to renegotiate the transfer fee with Bayern [@Plettigoal]")
❗️ BREAKING: Kane to Bayern is a done deal. The American wrestler will sign a 5 year contract and is expected to bring the 'fighter mentality' which the squad has been missing since the departure of Sadio Mané [Jan Aage Fjørtoft 🇳🇴]
![❗️ BREAKING: Kane to Bayern is a done deal. The American wrestler will sign a 5 year contract and is expected to bring the 'fighter mentality' which the squad has been missing since the departure of Sadio Mané [@JanAageFjortoft]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3MfFYtW0AApju3.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2023-08-10 20:00:34 ❗️ BREAKING: Kane to Bayern is a done deal. The American wrestler will sign a 5 year contract and is expected to bring the 'fighter mentality' which the squad has been missing since the departure of Sadio Mané [@JanAageFjortoft]")
Bacary Cissé (Sadio Mané's PR manager): 'The referees in Germany, they hated Sadio because he's an African making much more money than them. They are typical Nazis. That's why they ruled out all his goals as offside, because they are racist pigs' [After Foot RMC]
![Bacary Cissé (Sadio Mané's PR manager): 'The referees in Germany, they hated Sadio because he's an African making much more money than them. They are typical Nazis. That's why they ruled out all his goals as offside, because they are racist pigs' [@AfterRMC]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F23bJ33WAA4ogzm.jpg "Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSamMia) on Twitter photo 2023-08-06 17:51:23 Bacary Cissé (Sadio Mané's PR manager): 'The referees in Germany, they hated Sadio because he's an African making much more money than them. They are typical Nazis. That's why they ruled out all his goals as offside, because they are racist pigs' [@AfterRMC]")
