My first phone was a Nokia 6110 in ‘98 through “Cellular One” (which later became Cingular then AT&T). I think I had like 150 minutes per month. No nights and weekends weren’t free back then. I used to run that phone bill ALL THE WAY UP! Momma took it from me very often 😂🤣😂

TMI story: I FT Becky (on speaker) from my office so she can show someone a how an app on our TV works. She’s in the laundry room. Me: “oh you’re doing laundry?” Her: “I’m washing the sheets bc you came all over them this AM.” Me: “Ppl can hear u!” Her: “oh well.” 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️😂

I haven’t been on social for a minute. I just had to pop on to make sure Kay: Anti-Social Butterfly 🦋 was still weird. Glad to see she is 🤣🤣

She was a lube technician at one of the quick oil change places. Her job title was quite literal.

Thriving 🙌🏾

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Exactly what I needed when I needed it (out here driving around all night)! Thank you!

I could probably do X and Baldwin quotes all day. They also had something to say

Putting her on the track.

The digital information era is a master class in confirmation bias.

Absolutely.

Idk what’s happened on this app. I’m actually seeing all of the ppl I WANT to see now on my TL. I stopped logging on as much when 90% of my TL were ppl I didn’t know or follow. I still refuse to update to X tho 😂 On another note, Bluesky reminds me of OG Twitter.

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It is not the thought that counts if you're thinking of yourself. Giving more than asked for can also be manipulative. You don't get to label someone ungrateful and rest in victimhood because you pleased yourself instead of me on my day. I SAID NO! 🚫

This is the one.

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Uhh. Thanks for clearing that up Joe. Victory is ours… I think? 🤔🤦🏽‍♂️😭😭 #WeBeatMedicare

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