team snapchat sent my birthday nudes.

a story of a how Rickai mentally broke me as a person tl.gd/n_1srgv7f

OH FUUUUUUCK

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

i will not wake up at 4pm i will not wake up at 4pm i will not wake up at 4pm i will not wake up at 4pm i will not wake up at 4pm

youtube is showing me ads of lawnmowers, i'm 20 not a middle aged dad with 3 kids and a wife

it doesn't matter how many streams i click on this genshin impact ad fucking haunts me

nose.

how did i absolutely destroy any hopes and dreams of my sleep schedule recovering in 1 day

If she doesn't think samwise gamgee was the true hero of lord of the rings, I don't want her

it's day 410 since it started raining. i still have hopes that it will return to clear days and rid me of this accursed wet dog smell

Wanna know what happens to dogs that pester me in the kitchen?

My little guy is fried as fuck

Good death Nat☕

who's the fucker that discovered the benefits of cold showers?? i could've lived my life in ignorance melting my skin off every day

you've heard of uber eats but what about booba eats

i would get less anxiety waiting for a terminal cancer test than going to the dentist knowing he gonna roast my ass for not flossing. those mfkers scary

This is our statement regarding our permanent ban from Summoners' Society Tournament. youtu.be/1rYp47TVaOU

anyone else get competitive rulings from amateur tournaments or just me?

idk who this team zyzz guy is but that ianno guy sounds like a real dick