no, i'm not going to dance and do the puzzles for you, sorry! i'm NOT A MONKEY

DO NOT BYPASS YOUR PMIC WHEN CONNECTING TO A RECHARGEABLE BATTERY. EVER.

my baby is so based he said to me “but dad the PMIC already has an LDO built in that operates at the voltage we need” and he’s only 7 weeks old

you are spiritually a slave if you’ve ever done a leet code “problem”

haven’t done any real engineering until 12AM tonight, since I made my consult-maxxing post. My poasting is just too good, so many need an EE who can also shitpost and I’ve been in so many meetings

my JLink worth the GDP of Yemen

dunked the opp in the wave soldering machine. fuck em.

bets on him having made this with an ESP32? God America is so fucking cooked, can’t even make a microcontroller

FUCK MEEEEE THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

pulled up on the resistor, blew him right off the board. do not fuck with me

opp tried to slide on me, threw his ass in the F-35 anechoic chamber and turned on the radar

I think I was born like one month too early for the “gm” and “gn” thing

this guy is gonna become the kanye west of microcontrollers he's going to start an EE consultancy doing reviews and PCB designs right on X and he's going to make 2m dollars a year doing it

I knew the chip was fake, used it anyway because I’m an absolute gremlin

grinding my body into a fibrous powder for my son

tying myself into knots so my wife’s life is as easy as possible

I’m not a software engineer, and I definitely don’t vibe code the stuff I run on my beautiful MCUs

CAUSE YOU’LL NEVER REALLY KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME ME ME ME ME ME ME