Sometimes I dm my alt account and talk to myself.

Maybe they would find a wife if they treated job applications this way.

"Ok followed her with 50 alt accounts, tomorrow im gonna do 100"

Joined Twitter as a self punishment.

Qadiyanis die when shit is about to get hard.

I send myself a marriage proposal and get rejected.

Sry 6'3 handsome CEO, but the 4'11 baldheaded bolivian watermelon seller gets the girl.

Source : I envisioned it after stabbing myself in the throat

"Nice style bro, what is it called?" Being homeless

Next time the cops chase you, just close your eyes and turn invisible. They hate this trick.

You cant sleep without hypnotics I can't sleep without a bedtime story We are not the same

Winning Twitter Debates

Red flag when she finds me attractive like why are your standards so low

I don’t need enemies, I have myself.

If crush means lack of information then why do I know her grandmother's social security number ?

ashvrbanipal

Brothers, marry fast the norwood is coming.

I apologize when im wrong, the problem is im always right.

Its pretty hard to ignore me when I show up at 3 am in your backyard and make bird noises.

I have two moods 1. Self Harm 2. Harming Others