I love endings bc they are secretly beginnings

🇹🇷 Ottomans carved cat-sized doors into the Topkapi Palace so cats could roam freely.

A felon married to an immigrant is telling us that the problem is immigrants and felons.

Just hopped on the sims to de-stress and my kid immediately died from being hit by a meteor

finding someone who stays patient with you while you’re actively unlearning survival mode is one of the most surreal and disorienting forms of love to experience

It's attractive when your partner can educate you on topics you lack knowledge on. It's a difterent kind of intimacy.

Bengalis will do anything for seafood.

Top Female Canon Event: 1. The bathroom floor 2. That toxic Trio 3. That one Male bestf 4. academic downfall in college 5. 9th grade 6. Chloe Ting ab workouts 7. "Instagram user" 8. That one situationship 9. Discovering Brown lipliner 10. Diet Coke

apple alarm want you to be unemployed

I was not meant to receive e-mails I was meant to be fun & hot & outside

“you’re too picky” have you seen the lives of women who aren’t?

If I’m venting to you. Don’t play “devils advocate”. That’s weird.

ADHD so bad my brain will start a new business venture instead of responding to an email

also idk who controlling the weather but they got this bitch on shuffle

Kelly Towerss 💫 Como yo la conocí. Fiesta de 16

LMAOOOOOOOO?????

estamos tan profundo en la era del ozempic que están hablando de las fanning como si fueran gordas dios libéranos !!

march madness but it’s just me off my meds