Puppy that would happily and mindlessly bark and pant and beg and wag tail and curl up and sleep, if only it didn't have this terrible desire... a constant need to 'promote its personal brand'

me: Clicker training is easy! You just have to- me, reaching for my clicker, realising it's not there: y-you just have to... me, sweating nervously, looking up to see my puppy, holding the clicker: oh no... *CLICK* help...! *CLICK* mmMph!! *CLICK* Arf! Arf arf!! Arf!!

me: And here's another tweet about domesticating a puppy! "haha, thank you Twitter account hypnoscent for the content!" me: Yeah haha but *grabbing them by the shirt* I need you to understand I need you to do this to me I need to be domesticated you need to make me a good dog

me: Sorry, I never was good at naming things! So I'm just gonna call you 'pet', okay? pet: okay but my name is pet pet: no wait it meant its name is pet! pet: h-hang on! it's... it is... it is pet?? pet: it's... pet... it's... p-pet... nnnhh,, me: That's right! Good pet 💕

Get yourself a girlfriend who spends 99% of her time in military-grade restraints, sealed deep underground within a secretive facility where classified government protocols refer to her only as 'Entity of Last Resort' and the other 1% of her time breaking out to visit you 💕💕

Puppy training the most eager dog in the whole wide world, who follows instructions so quickly and simply requires assertiveness and affection! vs Puppy training someone who really didn't want to be a puppy and is incredibly embarrassed that it's actually working on them.

"What are you thinking about?" They questioned teasingly with that intoxicating voice. Knowing so certainly that their new, mesmerised plaything could only possibly answer with one simple word: "You."

Putting on my comfy thigh-highs and skirt and making sure I have all my snacks ready and padlocking on my collar and leashing myself to my desk and finally I am ready to respond to my emails !

Self hypnosis is so cool though. Mind control yourself into whatever you want to be! Take this power as your own! Hypno subs of the world, sleep tight. Seize the means of induction. You have nothing to lose but your brains.

The puppies have figured out how to call each other 'good dog'. Not even the devil can stop them now.

I am just a silly puppy on the internet who pants and wags tail and it is your sacred duty to praise me/worship me/forfeit all mortal possessions to me/like my tweets

You gotta be careful during aftercare that you don't say too many things like 'oh you were such a good dog' 'oh yes you were!' 'your panting was so cute' 'you looked so good on my leash' because now aftercare is over and Play Scene 2 is commencing

"Please somebody ball-gag me I can't stop tweeting" "that won't stop you" "Sorry I meant to say please somebody ball-gag me AND put me in paw mitts I can't stop tweeting"

Remember! The collar doesn't belong to you but you belong in that collar 💕

me: oh yeah I'm an expert on domming, I recently learned a new domming technique that's been going around Twitter that I've been wanting to try too 😏 me, 5 seconds later: *picks you up and throws you off a tower*

You tell yourself that I must have just made 'oh who's a good dog?' into a hypnotic trigger That 'oh yes you are! oh yes you are!' must be a hypnotic command to make you bark And 'such a good puppy!' programmed in to activate your puppyspace But no You're just like that Sorry 💕

Hypno pup approaches you looking like this what do you do

Bullying a bottom by telling them they can't even keysmash properly

gradually and meticulously conditioning your sub by subtly building up an association in them between your dominance and the scent of your perfume. Causing them to feel so weak at just a sniff. Carefully planning out how to utilize this power vs stick their face in your armpit

"I'm not a puppy though!" It continues to insist as it holds its paws up, begs for another little treat and pants happily upon receiving one. How easy it is to get puppies to behave, all for just another little treat...