I just rolled a joint. My ankle.

I used to sneak out of the house to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go home.

Getting a root canal AND wisdom teeth extraction on Halloween probably wasn't the best idea.

A great resource that explains the dispute with WP Engine and Silver Lake at a high level — and why Automattic has stepped in to defend the WordPress ecosystem. automattic.com/2024/protectin…

When I was a kid, I fixed my parent's computer. Now I'm an adult and I fix my kids' computer. Are we the only generation that can fix a computer? 🤔

Anyone else notice ChatGPT got really yappy lately?

I saved 100% on Black Friday this year

Engineers: We've created a virtual human that is constantly wrong. CEOs: PUT IT IN EVERY PRODUCT IMMEDIATELY!

SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'

// = "By the way," /* = "Please take a seat."

In this part of the US we call sprinkles "jimmies" which is weird. But it's not as weird as the UK where they call them "hundreds and thousands" 🤪

You ever have weird repetitive fever dreams when you’re sick? I watched Severance before going to bed and dreamt I was trapped in a never-ending hallway at Lumon. Good show though.

Creating magic with the WordPress Cover Block 🔥

I grew up on these streets

LLM's actually greet people, say thanks after responses and say goodbye when done with conversations… This is what they’re talking to.

Parenting tip: When your kids ask for more time, tell them you'll set a timer for 100 seconds. They'll think that's very generous.

Did you know you can see space from the Great Wall of China?

I'm watching monitor review videos right now. How is it all these expensive monitors look so impressive, but I'm watching these videos on *my* crappy monitor. I'm confused. 😐

Must be embarrassing to be the first corn to pop in the bag. All the other corn be like "It's not even that hot yet" 🍿😳

Is "all set" just a Massachusetts thing? Meaning you don't want something ("No thanks, I'm all set") or something is done/complete ("the task is all set"). Is that true?