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“If the president thinks his best case is made in urine he can have at it. We’d expect nothing less from Donald Trump, who pissed away the chance to protect the lives of 200K Americans when he didn't make a plan to stop COVID-19.” — Kate Bedingfield politico.com/news/2020/09/2…

What?!? #Debate2020

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a #sniffle! #Debate2020

What fucking records is our economic recovery breaking? #Debate2020

Why the fuck isn’t Chris Wallace keeping tRump on track? #Debate2020

Will someone please cut cinnamon hitler’s mic? #Debate2020

Going after someone’s dead kid? Way to keep it classy, you #orange #shitgibbon #Debate2020

Wait, selling ballots is a lucrative side hustle? #shitshow #cinnamonhitler #Debates2020

Who is sponsoring #ChrisWallaceIsAJoke? #Debates2020

At least the GOP’s justice reveal party didn’t start a wildfire? #TrumpHasCovid

Bunch of scaredy-cat thugs in Texas. Wonder why? kxan.com/news/texas/dem…

Wonder how much Kool & the Gang will earn in royalties today? #Biden #bidenharis2020 #TrumpLosing #PresidentElectJoe #DemocracyWins #ByeByeTrump

Hm … I wonder where the fault lines are …

I think you already know.

Nothing like getting a mass mailing from your healthcare provider that discloses the email addresses of hundreds of other patients. Is this how seriously you take patient privacy, Amazon One Medical?

I’m so pissed off at you maggoty anti-vaxxers that I could spit nails. The little bit of freedom the rest of us have enjoyed the last few months (as in visiting friends and family) is now being threatened because of your selfish, ignorant, fascist-following asses.

If what you’re after is getting your house egged, I say go for it #halloween #ranchdressing #hiddenvalley foodandwine.com/news/hidden-va…

But, like, why DOESN’T Alanis Morissette have a line of CBD-infused drinks called Jagged Little Chill?