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Doesn’t he work 29 hours a day doing a hard day’s work for a hard day’s pay? How’s he going to fit Strictly in?

Blimey, there's more chopping being done in the editing suite than there is in the kitchen on MasterChef these days.

Gritty Bafta.

The outraged responses to my fairly mild and good-natured quip about Tom’s oft-repeated work motto are a bit weird, even for this place. Feels almost coordinated.

"King?! I said Kemp." "Oh. Oops. Must have been a bad line. Anyway, it's too late now - we've signed the contract." "Ah well. Post the announcement. It'll be fine."

I love the fact that he's pulling the face of a person who's just been told Strictly has booked Ross King this year.

My Yahoo Entertainment UK piece on the worst Strictly Come Dancing line-up in history, in which I exclusively reveal where each contestant will finish this year. Bosh. uk.news.yahoo.com/strictly-come-… via @@yahooNewsUK

Strictly’s 2025 celebs ranked — who’ll sparkle and who’s doomed? trib.al/ckU7m32

Jamie Carragher not instantly making a comment, live on TV, regarding an off the field incident that for all he knows could end up having legal implications down the line seems like a sound thing for a TV professional to do.

My Yahoo Entertainment UK review of The Real Housewives Of London. Sorry ladies, America does it so much better: uk.news.yahoo.com/real-housewive… via @@yahooNewsUK

It's been going nowhere for a while now.

This is an even bigger problem for him when you consider a bird in the hand is worth two in Bush.

My Yahoo Entertainment UK review of BBC1's new 1066 drama #KingAndConqueror, which may or not be the brutal fight to the death between a couple of royals called William and Harry that people want to see. uk.news.yahoo.com/king-and-conqu… via @@yahooNewsUK

"BBC's King & Conqueror. Seven hours of hairy, pumped-up fellas in IKEA fur throws popping back and forth across the treacherous Channel, with all the ease of your Nan nipping into town on the Hopper for a pint of milk." My full review: uk.news.yahoo.com/king-and-conqu… via @@yahooNewsUK

I'm guessing the BBC will be having a quiet word with Rylan once he's done at This Morning.