And as for my greatest act of self love I stopped procrastinating

I have no concept of time and how long anything takes ever and if I have an appointment at 11am that's when the day ends

No babe your toilet paper is perfect the scalloped ones scare me

I'm glad we found oomfship within this sea of bots

I won't let the dead internet theory become anything other than a theory don't worry about it

"The one that got away" what about the one that got scared away

After august I'm disappearing until september lol

ilmbsf im gonna throw up

We have hot yoga in 3 minutes friend is nowhere to be seen but she's still replying to my tweets

The idea of asking your partner if they prefer you with 6 arms or 2 arms and getting mad at them either way

and don't store them together because they spoil each other faster

I can't even make it through a one year apartment lease without feeling imprisoned

The best part about reading older books is being connected to its writers from different timelines yet their stories hold the same relevance in the present world. That's literally fire

I turned 25 and my body wasn't forgiving of my neglect anymore

happy cat day! last yr i painted an animal crossing pet portrait for my epic princess oomf 💌

We should try out this thing where you're nice to me

Trying to convince myself I didn't instantly hate the snack that I bought in bulk from costco