Sorry for flirting with your wife in front of you. And sorry for flirting with you in front of her.

I use rice water protein and deep condition every five days.

What’s so special about Raccoon City, anyway.

you know, i’ve never been into biology, but i could totally get into your genes.

// jess is an incorrigible flirt but shockingly unsuccessful

force of habit.

What’d she do to you? Out of curiosity.

Yeah. Pretty much sums it up, doesn’t it.

oh, shoot. let you off the hook too early.

I used to have a stupid hat and an ugly bob. Definitely over it.

never can seem to get my timing right. suppose i’ll have to try again another time.

I definitely got the short stick as far as uniforms go. I love a good beret.

Maybe you should wear it. You could totally rock it.

// totally not stolen btw~

who wants to get evil and freaky with me 😈

Love the way your mind works.

No, see, I’m usually the one doing the sabotaging.

…How big is the monster.

Oh, easy peasy, then.

As I’ll ever be, I guess.