Get one of these! facebook.com/544715948/post…

So many dashing, dramatic and, yes, sexy pictures have been taken of Mark Cavendish in action, and this is the resting-bored-face pic the HSBC National Cycling Centre hang on the wall next to pics of everyone else in full sprint. Has he annoyed someone here? Nice glasses though.

Well this is just depressing. Lying, caught lying and then lying again.

‘Drink?’ bar in Hebden Bridge has just changed hands and the new owner, Liz, let us get down some dusty old bottles off the back-bar shelf. We found bottle number 1 of Framework Brewery Simcoe Stout! What’ll you give us for the empty? :)

A fascinating insight in para 3 into private life of our favourite chess master - bated breath anyone? Simon Williams newsthump.com/2017/05/22/dai…

In celebration of Garry Kasparov's un-retirement, here is arguably the greatest game of all time: Kasparov vs Topalov, 1999! 👏 #GrandChessTour

GF wants to watch a movie but just I found the Hikaru Nakamura blitz stream video. Movie cancelled. Probably single now. Totally worth it.

Chair of UK Statistics Authority writes to @borisjohnson to express "surprise and disappointment" at his "clear misuse of official statistics" re £350m

UNITED SCHTASH! x.com/ChrisCJackson/…

It's reassuring to know even the greats can have an off day. XD x.com/deray/status/9…

Professor Stephen Hawking and a host of senior healthcare professionals are taking Jeremy Hunt to court to stop him ‘Americanising’ the NHS - please RT if they have your full support independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

Agon seriously, WTF? Was money paid for this travesty? x.com/ginger_gm/stat…

Just watched #speedchess final a 3rd time (1 live, 2 YT) - thanks Daniel Rensch Hikaru Nakamura Magnus Carlsen, amazing event. Bring on next year!

Sometimes America answers everyone's bewildered questions with interpretive dance and a beatific rictus grin. x.com/ap_images/stat…

If anything sums up #Brexit - it's the Daily Express making my pic of Britain look whiter than it actually is.

#LiveMusic this Easter Weekend 🎶🎶 Sat from 9pm - Hutch Scott Hutchinson Swing Sunday from 6pm - The Big Easy Band The Big Easy Band

Woke up too early (it's an age thing) Turned radio on, heard news on BBC WorldService, bit on Israel Palestine, nothing on Brexit, bit on police shooting another unarmed black man in California, then half an hour about a fucking cricket ball. Turned radio off.

1) Log into Youtube. Find new chess.com upload. 2) Discover Daniel Rensch IS PRESENTING TITLED TUESDAY AND PLAYING 3) Cancel plans. 4) Laugh solidly for 2h40mins. 5) Renew chess.com premium membership.