Today officially makes 24 years since britney spears built the eiffel tower

ariana not on PF2 plus it fully opened with billie eilish on the first track

lucy gray leaving the districts with hit songs charting across panem, a hunger games win and president snow obsessed and paranoid over her

we balance each other out (we don’t agree on much and our relationship is hanging by a thread)

future pop star (i can’t sing)

mmmm.. spoke too soon

me after watching subliminal audios on youtube

me as a kid trying to convince people i didn’t shit and that i actually didn’t have a stomach because of a birth mutation

a ouija board with pronouns i drew

tana mongeau not knowing “the” pearl harbor happened in hawaii

mona lisa is a NEPO. she’s only famous because her dad is leonardo davinci

this is your sign to text your ex

the way i thought i’d be doing something substantial and that this would be my foreshadowing of success. we’re still living paycheck to paycheck, king ⚰️

maybe trisha paytas is the closest thing our generation will have to marilyn monroe :(

not all these writers on a song just to disrespect dua lipas name 🥴

“what’s wrong?”
me: oh nothing
me in my head:

probably the funniest interaction on twitter this month

oh yes, my job really did put this in our communications folder

to actual hell with the locked out of heaven / easy on me mashup