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Camille

@hurricamee

Oddly specific hot takes that are mine and mine alone.

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Overheard my retired dad tell my mom, “I had a really bad dream last night. I had a job again!” And then he shivered. Sir, some of us are still dual screening and crunching numbers. Read the room.

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My mom just told my aunt that I have a magical app that can control the music at any bar and restaurant. The app in question? TouchTunes.

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Women are often critiqued for enjoying Trader Joe's frozen meals, yet my male coworker's lunch was two RX bars and a Zyn. Given the choice, I'll happily continue with my soup dumplings.

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Things that are certain in life: Death, taxes, and a man talking loudly about how covid lockdowns impacted him at an airport bar.

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Many people consider fish to be the most offensive food item in a shared working space, but they have clearly never sat next to someone in the middle of an apple chomp.

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Had eight straight hours of back to back zoom calls yesterday - and then went outside for a walk and saw a baby bobcat, a pack of donkeys, and little rabbits, so thank you for that Universe.