Ah shit a tornado. What a bummer

There is a God

Merry half Xmas from my family to yours.

I check all the cabinets and the bathtub before I use the bathroom

This is still probably the best show I’ll ever see lol

This is weird because I order the weirdest pizzas just so nobody else wants some and I can have it all to myself 😅😂

Feeling pretty rebellious going through the drive through in my boxers.

I’m bringing these back. You ain’t cool unless you got a portable CD player

I’m going to invent a mobile bed that is street legal, for people that want to stay in bed but also leave the house

Y’all don’t fuck with me. I drink mead now. I’m basically a Viking or some shit

Dont pipi on people guys

putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith

My IQ just dropped

Dame time

505 by the arctic monkeys

Raider nation

Jameis looking at Brees in the locker room