@YeaYouKnowMook_ its lady gaga

adele is looking skinny and fabulous.

what. that was the tribute? THAT WAS THE TRIBUTE?!!!!>!>!>!!>!!.2/LEQFWKN R

Adele is the only bitch in the building that understands what Russell Brand is saying #VMAS

Ok Bruno, you did Amy a little bit of justice. But I still hate you. Get a fucking haircut. Bye

@k8lynbovay come to memphis

is watching the Alexa Prisco premiere. so that's where Ke$ha's been.

hey everyone, follow my new account Hunter Allen. i intend to actually, ACTUALLY use that one.

Conor Oberst Prize Pack - Nashville, TN woobox.com/ojfzbz/8478af

Drinking beer and watching Jerseylicious all day. No complaints.

#Jerseylicious makes me crave some disco fries.

welp, lady gaga did it again. blasting Born This Way all day.

Just drank four beers in 45 minutes and I am drunk. Fucking god I'm a lightweight

Aaaannnddd I just threw up half of it.

Five beers,

I'm at a gay club and all I can do is try not to laugh at the grinding lesbians in the lobby

Two hour weed nap

Found a condom wrapper in the couch. Stuck it on the fridge with a note reminding my roommates that a clean home is a happy home.