Will Hughes will kick the shit out of him.

Makes total sense to wait until we sell our best player before making enquiries for a replacement. On the other hand, all these ITK’s talk shit.

The king is dead, long live the King.

Spot on. They did nothing to develop him and released him without a hope. Hardly “home”. Twats.

Our bench is poverty. If Beaky doesn’t sort it soon, I’m taking a shit on that Ferrari.

I’ve seen enough to know Esse should be on this pitch causing chaos.

Devenny in that role isn’t the one. Sorry.

Devenny

Esse locked up in career prison. Shame.

Glasner making next to no subs is his way of saying buy some players Parish you tight fisted sausage.

1-0 versus a load of plumbers. Up & running 🥳

When Textor (spit) said Parish was too cautious to take the club onto another level, was he wrong?

Parish wears a helmet when he’s on his Peloton bike.

Wake up Steve Parish This level of incompetence when it comes to transfers and backing our greatest ever manager is unforgivable.

Who are we bringing in to replace????? Doctor Hillary? Dr Dre? I can’t take this anymore.

Steve Parish and our billionaire board of owners #cpfc

Another one bites the dust. Nice one Parish 👍🏻 😴

Yeah, for 15 year old girls.

What the fuck are we playing at? Glasner’s gonna walk soon. Fuck the board.

Congrats Parish, another day you didn’t earn your overpaid salary 👏