Go Steelers

the Cowboys passing on Payton in favor of that ND dude is hilarious

Everything from Walk Hard

I ate it soooo hard walking down towards Harrelson once I almost bit my tongue in half and jarred my spine so hard it knocked the wind out of me. I learned to lean back that day. And gave about 200 people a good laugh

Walton Goggins

Did we just get another transfer commitment?

Kids today will never understand the sudden terror and sharp pain of catching a Memorex ninja star in the temple because your friend took a hard left

Time to adjust the list

1. Chef
2. TMNT (1990)
3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.1
4. Superbad
5. The Dark Knight
6. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
7. Dune (Parts 1 & 2)
8. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
9. Goodfellas
10. Snatch

Have I tweeted about The Greatest Showman yet? Because it kinda slaps

The 'needs to be studied' tweets absolutely need to be studied. full stop. no cap. yolo. bet. skibidi toilet

Not sure what Official Bluey TV is up to trying to make me feel things like I felt watching The Sign

What are you playing at?

I’m old enough that my CD case and pioneer head unit were stolen out of my Mustang

Jared Dunn from Silicon Valley is one of the best characters ever. Insanely funny

Crazy to think about how dehydrated we were as kids. I think the only water I drank was 3 seconds at a time twice a day out of the school water fountain

We had the perfect game-plan and locked down on defense and couldn’t make a bucket playing in a freaking stadium where shooting % are always lower

man just give me something for the pain and let me die

I’m back and fully prepared to tell people to eat 💩 and die again if need be

Theo Pinson really talks a lot of shit for a waste of space has been with a god complex because he went to school for known cheaters

To hell with it. I’m blocking any UNC account i see posting some bullshit

Might as well die now. Never this close in my lifetime. No point waiting another 40 years.

Just suspend me already