Just thinking about how much I love my brother.

When you accidentally eat a Dorito vertically :

When I’m 3 drinks in and I hear someone light a cigarette x.com/HollyAnderson/…

If I was in town I’d be acting so slutly in the rainbow but like over the food. IYKYK.

If you’re posting pictures of the scene of a train accident where someone lost their life you are weird and need to find more than some business to mind...Possibly some therapy.

The best form of entertainment I didn’t expect: reading the people that live around me roast/talk shit to each other on the Ring app. Rocky hill got some idiots and assholes out here 🤣

Life has me so tense that I straight up had to delete an argument starting comment on someone’s Facebook post.

Nothing like getting home and putting a big ass t shirt on

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The only thing I have hated/even disliked about Only Murders in The Building is Amy Schumer. She acts exactly like herself. That’s terrible but I mean it.

I was supposed to get a pet snake for my 30th too. #RIPmisschiquitabanana

Replacing “I’m going to kill myself” in my vocabulary with “Oh dear”

“Birkenstocks are terrifying” - Alex (confused as shit) “Okay why?” - Me “Because they just look like half potatoes” - Alex …….okie dokie then

It looks like people dressed ugly on purpose for Morgan Wallen. I’ll be at home cooking homemade Thai food for our dinner and not fucking with any of that if you need me.

My heart is shattered thinking of the state of panic Erwin is in right now.