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This little dog has changed our lives so much, she is such a bundle of unlimited energy and love. I don’t think I’ve ever been happier.

I took a selfie for a thing earlier - looking at, I appear to have gone to work cosplaying a 1970s art teacher 🫤

In a fortnight Katharine has a very big birthday, she bought me a drink with her 18th birthday money. I love the bones of her, and I still can’t believe she puts up with me; where does the time go?

Happy anniversary to Gran Papi Pads and R to the A to the C to the H to the E to the L the most beautiful couple I know. 🥳🥂

I went for an impromptu piercing earlier; there was a 77 year old woman in reception waiting for her first tattoo - slight delay with her consent form as “I don’t have an email dear”!

IT’S LIVE!!! After months of hard work (and tears), my art has a new home. My very own website is finally here… (and I’m terrified) 😅💥 If you’ve ever supported my art in any way, THANK YOU. Truly. Likes are lovely but shares make dreams come true. 💫🖤 carolmapleyart.com

Happy birthday Gilly you fabulous, glamorous, beautiful woman!

I know it’s quiet in the office on Fridays, but this is mad! (Directly outside my window right now).

I know I keep banging on about my designs but it’s not easy being a small business at the moment. Take a look at my wares and please retweet. gailmyerscough.co.uk Thanks!

My mum had a very damaged rescue dog, they just adored each other. He died two years ago; she was bereft, and said because of her age, she could and would never have another dog. Anyway, this is Mici - she arrived at 1 this morning, and appears to have lived there forever.

Me and my emotional support movie 🎶 I love New York in June, how about you? 🎶

Ha ha! Do I have a Switch? Well yes. But would I like a Fiat 500? Also yes, but that doesn't prove anything! 😂 (I only like games with a blue sky, where I can choose a hat).

Happy, happy birthday to the excellent haired and generally fabulous Ron Fleasley !🥳

That’s all very well and good EuroStar, but how exactly am I supposed to dispose of this duck? 🤔

This is who runs this account

Hottest day of the year you say? Well in that case I'll batch cook over the stove for hours, do a pile of ironing, and then pop the oven on - smashing!🫠

Okay Shein, and how would I be supposed to go for a wee in that? 🤔

The open charcoal grilled meatball sandwich they were making on the beach in Croatia in 1986. I think about it weekly.