I’m not lazy, I’m energy-efficient. That’s why I fold my pizza, it’s the Tesla of eating.

Tried making a pizza myself, think imma just order in tonight...

In crust we trust.

If you feel comfortable taking the last slice with someone, you either really love them or hate them, there's no in between.

I didn't choose the pizza life, the pizza life chose me. And by 'chose me,' I mean it slid off the plate and into my lap and now I'm sad. Please send help.

Just saw a pizza and starting thinking about it's radius, these math classes got me so cooked.

You ever bite into pizza so hot it feels like it personally offended you? Like I thought we were friends.

Pizza is a form of self care

I can tell y'all are hungry, pull up.

Y'all better be locked in for finals

We made pizza today. We’ll make it again tomorrow. You should probably come by.

Still here. Still making pizza. Still waiting for you.

We’re not saying pizza solves everything, but have you tried it?

Burnt the roof of my mouth again. Pizza, you’re hot and I love you, but you play too much.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

Tried sharing pizza. Didn’t love that for me.

Who's tryna help me get this on the tree. Crazy what you can do with AI.

New year means a new opportunity to get my bread up you feel?

I’m really not built for this weather

Tiktok is back already? I can't keep up with this stuff anymore. Someone needs to drop an hour long lore video I can binge on my couch.