ㅤㅤ ( * He’s been on a three day crossfading binge, sobriety is for losers. ) ㅤㅤ

ELLK.⠀ i’ll reply later tonight, i was in a gaming rabbithole and now it’s long blink time

ㅤㅤ 00 ; ᴛᴇᴍᴘ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ 「 稲妻 純志 」 ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ — 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙤𝙤𝙡 ; ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ — 𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕀𝕕𝕖𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕪 your chinos ain’t special, nobody’s impressed. ㅤㅤ

ELLK.⠀ delayed replies because I’ve been cooking an oc 🥴

ELLK.⠀ you already know

ㅤㅤ M’ gonna stop you right there. First off, don’t refer to me. Secondly, *𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚. And lastly … I’ll let you piece that together yourself. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ * … … … Who’s gonna tell him. ‘Cause *𝘮𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘯 this is gettin’ old. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ M’ not spacing out, it’s called a tactical aversion. You *𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙚 me; I’ve had this exact conversation on repeat with about a dozen other Narukami’s just as hare brained as you. So unless you’re gonna bring somethin’ special to the table and wow me, there’s no point. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ Fuckin’ *𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙠𝙞. A guy can’t seethe in peace anymore without the damn shrink looming right around the corner. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ What’s really cute about all this is, you keep yappin’ as if I’ll suddenly start giving a rat’s ass. Because it’s always worked so well, I feel a breakthrough on the rise! ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ … Lemme try to give you the spark notes of my timeline. I’ll even dumb it down for’ya. Try to keep up. Me get away with murder, no jail-time for Adachi. Narukami a chump, burn the evidence! *𝘾𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙨𝙝 ? ✨ ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ You might actually be the stupidest Narukami I’ve ever come across, and the bar was already in the negatives. ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ( * Aggressively spraying him with Raid. ) Noooope. Not today, demons. ㅤㅤ