Every seats an extra leg room seat when you’re 4”11

What country is sha drinking vino in?

The local gigilo got an e-scooter since I was last here in June, really happy for him and for me, because watching a 6”6 oiled up guy in a speedo scooting past made me giggle

To think I should be in China right now but the United States government shut down and somehow ruined my (Scottish girls) plans

Being mutuals with the hottest women alive on this app is what keeps me going

Why does this Argentinian have The Sim™️ tattooed on him

Sugar free red bull on the rocks bartender

4’11 but mostly legs btw

Las Canteras beach, Gran Canaria

Kisses from a drunk sha

You can’t convince me this isn’t funny

Post surf v post vino

lol jk still on the vino

Can’t think of a better place to spend my Sunday

Reminder that Scotland also humped the states last week

My sister discovered mine in a meeting when the ceo of the fortune 50 company she worked for started laughing at his phone before passing it around so everyone could read my penguin erector tweet

Trump and Clinton taking Bi- partisan to a new level

Fucked it

If it’s a group photo I’m guaranteed to be in the middle

Asked an English man to buy me a tequila and peniappple and he bought me tequila and lemonade, AITA IF I BURN DOWN HIS ENTIRE COUNTRY