Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"

This is the greatest backstory I‘ve ever seen in my entire life

This might be the best SNL skit in the past 20 years.

LOLMETS

Beautiful OAA/DRS statpad by Tyrone Taylor. Go get that arb money big fella.

a great crossover is upon us

Real Star Wars heads know that in Shield of Lies (1996) Luke reveals he has memorized the exact number of people he killed on the Death Star and their stations, and that the weight of it stays with him constantly. Loser.

When you want that alt art card for $130.87 and the base card is $2.40 but you like shiny cardboard

I will always have the Star Wars receipts

Ted Cruz is a massive loser.

Hypothetical Mets-Pirates Trade: Pirates receive: OF Juan Soto Mets receive: OF Tommy Pham INF Jared Triolo OF Ji Hwan Bae OF Mitch Jebb (No. 12) LHP Anthony Solometo (No. 18)

Matt Olson full count ding dong alert

Chris Sale’s last 6 starts: 7 IP, 1 ER 7 IP, 1 ER 6 IP, 0 ER 6 IP, 1 ER 7 IP, 1 ER 8.2 IP, 0 ER 0.86 ERA, 50 strikeouts.

Commemorating the end of slavery in the U.S. is a good thing.

This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.

HOW SWEEP 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹

I feel like the right answer is Bo Jackson

That stupid red lizard could never have this much aura.