as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

cigarettes make the heart grow fonder

sharing a blunt with the Carmela Soprano lighter

having a crush on me is self harm

being an ugly girl with a crush probably feels like being a sex offender

the guy driving in front of me is badass

they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

going to your mom’s house and starting a small fire in her panties

i have been dating for over 30 years i think i know what i’m doing

(two beers voice) i think i might be the happiest person to ever live

if i wanted to get yelled at i would go to my mom’s

if i saw an adult male with a labubu i would shoot him

pushing pounds

take your vitamind and say your prayers

rest in peace Hulk Hogan you had the skin of a hot dog and the silken hair of a chinese man

i defeated the demon king in another world and all i got for it was this t-shirt

i miss my schizophrenic baddie from the psych ward

women get one drink in them and start talking to you like a predator