Jesus, he could hear all that over here.

Oh, with the greatest of pleasures. Though I’m a little surprised. I figured you knew.

I’m not sure giving Carol the wedgie of a lifetime counts, but…. Yasss, Queen?

Well, Carol did volunteer… Gonna assume Titania is not out of the woods.

Flame On.

Johnny Storm 🔥 Aren't they like....going steady? SMASH

Sorry, but if I don’t make the woman I’m sleeping with orgasm 10 times then how can I say I’ve properly fucked her brains out?

⚡️ 'You can't ship all Ya'll accounts on every account' Me and my long time writing partners:

Hmm. Well, he certainly does feel bad. Perhaps a Hotel Room is in order. Here’s a hundred bucks, go stay in a nice hotel.

“Oh? Whats wrong, big guy? Ya said to choose my next words carefully… That’s the thing about you villains. Always giving the hero time to talk.” He steps closer, a smirk on his face.

So, now you’re gonna HAVE to give it to her; right?

//Asking these later tonight after I get back from traveling!

SCREAMING

PANICKING