I think most vampires appreciate surf rock

Don’t bother. You are years behind my research.

Who wins?

Saturday double feature of The Crow and The Crow: City of Angels "Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

What exists of The Crow: City of Angels is pretty great. It's such a shame the Weinsteins chopped this to bits. You can really feel those missing 20-40 minutes. Really great stuff in here but you're just barreling through, so it can't really land. Tragic stuff.

I really love this Out of the Vault: Halloween Nicktoons collection that Shout! Factory put out back in 2015.

This has no business working as well as it does.

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"Let's rock."

BOY, DO I LOVE ROOT BEER

Brach's Mellowcreme Autumn Leaves rule. I think my favorite is the Sweet Maple.

In the way Jessica Biel has a face that knows about text messaging, Willem Dafoe has a face that knows about vampires.

Welcome back to America's Funniest Vampires, I'm Alfonso Ribeiro.

The reason I don't think vampires are real is because if they were I would have been tricked and murdered by one by now.