Friendly reminder that if I acted at my job like the president acts at his job I’d just be fired... 🤷🏻‍♀️ #BiggestLoser

Please chip in so I can stay online! Every dollar helps me turn out more voters, deliver more letters to elected officials, and build features to help you make an impact. resist.bot/donate

Mom and grandma got vaccine tonight ! Feeling happy about that and also like AZ has their shit together way more than NY... #CovidVaccine

When was the last time that weird guy/gal from high school messaged you out of the blue? As per usual, I’m deeply confused but also flattered, I suppose.

Biggest takeaway from attending a multi-day music festival: the packing list should basically be the same as traveling for a marathon. Arch support and hydration >>>

Ur job isn't gonna be automated by ai it's gonna be automated by a series of if else statements don't flatter urself

Can someone explain to me why anyone would think a dog is an acceptable gift to give someone…. Oh ofc yes here is this perpetual toddler you are now responsible for for the next decade happy holidays 🤨

Disassembling and eating an entire pomegranate 1-2 times a week is the only solution I’ve found to combat the seasonal depression and existential dread of winter.

Once again, not being able to map my actions —> my risk tolerance is beyond frustrating.

LinkedIn is back on its bullshit… how is this a relevant notification?

Tried to show bf how to play Wordle and then got it on the first try…. 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩…. He still does not know how wordle works tho

It appears that in this Olympics it’s against the rules to comment on the quality of the snow… that is 100p fake…. Apparently all the athletes are just going “too fast” and wiping out 🥴

There’s no way I’m doing anything about this but it is REQUIRED that I slap our TV remote *just once* before it decides to work for the rest of the night. It’s been like this for months and the engineer in me is SO confused 🥴

Woke up and realized it’s Coachella again this weekend on instagram 😵‍💫

people who don’t sleep with a glass/bottle of water next to them: how can you be comfortable with that level of risk in your life?

always impressed by the commitment of girls who become left handed once they are engaged/married

Apple. You killed such a beautiful product