Hugo Lombard (@hugolombardjnr) 's Twitter Profile
Hugo Lombard

@hugolombardjnr

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calendar_today30-10-2013 06:18:44

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I just read that last year 4,153,239 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

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*man watching a film* Man: "NOOO DON'T GO IN THE CHURCH!!!" Wife: "Honey what are you watching?" Man: "Oh nothing just our wedding video"

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Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, "Oh my god look at the blood on her pants." Whatever girl turns around is on her period..