And were he NOT re-running for the highest office in the land, Trump would, hands down, be the funniest man on the planet!!

I know, right?! With supporters like the ones Trump has, why does he need haters?!

Teaser for my new short documentary about the little-known green frog climbing sensation Kermit!

Dare I write it? This is HARE-LARIOUS!!

Thanks, Outstanding Screenplays, for advancing my script THE OLD MAN AND THE LAKE to the **Semifinalist Round** of your shorts competition for this year (2024). BIG CONGRATULATIONS to my fellow semi-finalists on the advancement of their respective scripts!!

But I think of myself as a WRITER first and a DIRECTOR second, IMDb!

Thanks, Nick Palmisciano (Nick Palmisciano), for the "Office Joe" opportunity, including the fun time on set!!

REPRESENTATION would be nice -- but of the talent or literary kind and NOT of the criminal defense-lawyer kind! Thanks Coverfly for the info and Outstanding Screenplays for getting me to the Top 6%!

Happy World Pasta Day (25 Oct 2024)!! Pegi and I became pasta masters after a cooking class we took on a recent trip to Italy. We’re seen here with our celebrated noodles on a paddle that reflects the culinary spanking we gave our classmates!

The Lucille Ball Memorial Park, at nearby National Comedy Center, has two statues of the comedic icon. The hideous one of the two statues makes me wonder if Lucille Ball ever played basketball for the Miami HEAT!

I've got all that's cross-able -- fingers and the like -- that Netflix doesn't "GIRI/HAJI" Joe Barton's show -- that is, cancel an exquisite entertainment for just-because reasons!

The GRAY SQUIRREL (upper R) is one of a few that often visit tortoise-shell POPPY (bottom L), when she communes with nature on the screened-in porch.

Don't take this wrong way, Mike, but mind if I join you? In full disclosure, I SCREAM in my sleep following catastrophic events, like yesterday's Presidential election.

Gray squirrel calls on cat Poppy the next day. He doesn't see her in her corner station on the screened-in porch. He leaves.

Hilary Clinton's VP running mate was named "TIM" and so was Kamala Harris's. Both women lost their bids for US Presidency. Maybe America isn't misogynistic, but is in-TIM-idated!

Future VP running mates, named "Tim," "Timothy," or even "Timothée Chalamet" should be outlawed!

Is it Dec 5 already?! I can't wait for BLACK DOVE to drop!

Hey, Mike! You were identified as an American who died two months ago. Did the internet at least get that right? I may need seriously to consider canceling my internet subscription!

I got Queen Bee! nytimes.com/badges/games/v…

One of the guys on the upper deck of the "Gone Fishing" boat looks like George Steinbrenner (on the phone).