Aah, that oh so familiar feeling.

Accrington Stanley are on telly, which means every bloke my age in the country has done the same impression.

Did Lee Dixon just call 32-year-old 50 cap Junior Hoilett “the young full-back?” #Readingfc

Not everyone's "Loving It". news.whatjobs.com/news/5-countri… #McDonalds

Having just seen a performer called Becky G sing at Wrestlemania. I think we need to acknowledge the immense contribution to music of the G family. Kenny, Gina, and to a lesser extent, Ali. An incredible legacy.

The main thing I want to read about on Twitter is sport and the news, with a spot of WWE (don't judge me). Which, of course, is why my "for you" section is entirely populated with very angry, very right wing Brexit-supporting shills.

Sad to see my old mate Jonathan Low moving on from covering Reading FC. You would not believe the amount of miles this bloke has put in following the team over the last 10 years. He’s seen a lot of crap football but always did so with a smile on his face. Good luck to him!

Today I've learned it's illegal to have a pet hedgehog in some parts of America.

Applause to whoever came up with "Pharmageddon" whatjobs.com/news/usa/us-em…

Very sad, but not at all surprised, to hear of the closure of BerkshireLive. I've got some amazing memories from the print days and the excitement from the relaunch. I hope all those affected are able to find new roles and continue with their journalism careers.

Today's a really, really emotional day. Thank you to everyone who read our hard work on Buckinghamshire Live buckinghamshirelive.com/news/buckingha…

In other news, I’m absolutely gutted to learn BerkshireLive is to close. I was the first ‘digital only’ person to work on it as Get Reading back in 2006. On it’s day it was the biggest news site for miles around. Thoughts firmly with all my former colleagues affected.

Good to see two years on this Edible Reading fellow, who I'm pretty sure I've never met, is still making jibes at me. It's true I certainly wish I was as good a writer as he thinks he is.

I've set up a passion project writing about one of my favourite things, village cricket. It can be found here. hughfort.substack.com

I was recently made redundant, and am hoping to start out as a freelance. I'm experienced in content writing and content editing. Let's have a chat.

Stokes copped the type of ball no one wants first up, but I bet he's never had any of these things happen. #ENGvsIND hughfort.substack.com/p/5-reasons-wh…

Heavy metal legend and WWE Hall of Famer. Opening riff to Crazy Train might be the best ever. RIP Ozzy.

Introducing Cow Corner, a blog site telling absurd tales from the world of village cricket. We're not interested in big scores, great catches or massive wicket hauls. We want to know about comically low totals, miserable failure and random interruptions by animals.

I recently started a blog telling some of the great stories I've picked up in my years of playing village cricket. Fans of cricket, and the absurd, can find it here. hughfort.substack.com

My favourite is my strong belief captaining a village team is harder than captaining England. Here's why. hughfort.substack.com/p/5-reasons-wh…