Probably a good moment to remind people how ridiculously inaccurate a report this was. Keep your heads on until there’s an actual update on Sesko. 🧘‍♂️

Everton ❌ Rejected by the Premier league this year 🤣

🚨 NEW: Mikel Arteta wanted Benjamin Sesko as his first choice and was pushing for the deal, but then Andrea Berta wanted Viktor Gyökeres. #MUFC [Nathan Salt, Stretford Paddock]

Jord Sesko this, Sesko that 😉

You can’t build if the foundation is cracked We are rebuilding our foundation.l We are starting from scratch Setting new standards So we can climb back to where we should be Manchester United is waking up & the world can’t handle it Strap yourself in, we’re going to the 🔝

🚨 He's here! 🚨 Benjamin Sesko is officially a Manchester United player! 🙌

Benjamin Šeško on Instagram: "When you're young, you dream big. You imagine moments, stadiums, and shirts you hope will one day be yours. Today, I'm stepping into that dream. Proud to be Red Devil. Let's go, Manchester United! 🔴"

It was only ever United.

Small clubs sticking together and they all hate United 🤣

Our summer signings were welcomed by the Old Trafford faithful before our match against Fiorentina ❤️

Dream come true ❤️

David de Gea Bruno Fernandes Manchester United Once a Red, always a Red ♥️

Did De Gea refuse to give bitter Sam an interview or something 🙄

Firstly, a big shoutout to the reporter who reached out with this exclusive 💣 📍Baleba wants out/Personal terms agreed ⬇️ Carlos Baleba has made his intentions clear, he's verbally 🗣️ asked Brighton to let him move to Manchester United. And it gets even more interesting because

Who the F?ck is "THiAW" 🤣

Dear Premier League If you're going to let Jamie Carragher listen to the VAR audio whilst commentating, and then Jamie is just going to tell us all what you're saying... how about you just make it so we can hear it too? Cheers, Everyone

Another new rule that will NEVER be CONSISTENTLY applied. Another rule to generate controversial post match discussions. Spend more time talking about dubious decisions, than actual football and players 🙄🙄🙄

Ruben like all of us thinks that Luckhurst is an absolute cock 🚮

Penalty for other 19 teams in the league, but not for Manchester United. Robbed.

Unless you're SANCHO