Stop the count. #nrl

If you had 10 bucks on Fonua-Blake First tryscorer in Both rounds 1 and 3 this season, you could now buy a one unit Flat in Bexley. #nrlwarriorsraiders

What is it about having no hair and automatically being classed as a ‘cult hero’ Mark Nicholls, Tom Hazelton, Doug Bollinger. #NRLTigersDolphins

Thirty hours door to door, from Highgate, London to Lilyfield, Sydney. Just the boy and I. Did not whinge once and took it like a champion Never been so proud in my life.

Good old Foxtel never let me down. Stuffing up not one, but two names this time. Peter Lalor

Channel 9 commentators sound like they’re calling a fucking funeral. Absolutely no expression or energy. #PacificChamps

VIrat in the last two days has, Shoulder charged a kid, Run out a team mate in top nick and fished outside 5th stump. Kohli cares not for his nation but only himself. Ruining his legacy one step at a time. A sad fall from grace. #AUSIND

This is how I use to set my field in the Test Match board game against Mum when I whitewashed her in our 1986 5 Test series. #INDvAUS

Sometimes, to make a bus ride more exciting I gaze out the window, put Lou Reed on and pretend I’m on a Greyhound escaping local law enforcement to start a new life in Mississippi. When in actual fact I’m on a 437 going from Leichhardt to the City.

I just don’t understand, when in Golden Point, with a whole field to kick too, you’d kick it anywhere near a touch line. #NRLEelsDragons

Official inquiry into an Eels defender apparently telling Lachlan illias that it was daylight Savings tomorrow morning and he’d get an extra hour sleep prior to him kicking the ball out on the full during GOLDEN FUCKING POINT’ Stay tuned. #NRLEelsDragons

A scary sign of the times when Andrew Voss says ‘There’s only been one sin bin in this game’ #nrltigerssharks

Ryan Papenhuyzen, the Sky Blue number 1 jersey is all yours. #nrlstormtigers

Most blokes go on three day benders when they break up with their missus, Ryan Papenhuyzen scores two tries in ten minutes. #nrlstormtigers

#nrlraidersdragons lazy from Weekes.

Lazy again from Weekes. #nrlraidersdragons

#NRLDragonsRoosters ‘Walkers on’

Took my 4 year old kid to football at 9am, followed by a 10am birthday party. Came home and cleaned out the garage for 4 hours. But there is nothing more tiring than supporting the Dragons. #nrldragonsmanly

‘This game has got a finals feel to it, and it’s only mid September’- Probably Mick Ennis. #nrlraidersbroncos

The greatest take out from the Sharks presser was how the dragons missed out on Fitzy as the dragons coach. What a cock up. ReadingThePlay