Ninja is just Fisher-Price for adults.

7 year old me at a mcdonald’s

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

A fun story that decodes a media sub culture of tech/finance eccentrics. It’s also a cataloging of another type of journalism-larping, a new breed of news-adjacent content creator, who claim large or important audiences, without the same responsibility or editorial distance.

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

i said recently, and will say it again, that we are on the precipice of an unfathomable wave of brands (fashion and otherwise) using "created by humans" as a selling point and indication of elevated taste

When HBO Max rebranded to Max I would still always go to the HBO Max url so they'd have to keep maintaining the redirect service because I imagined it was punishing them but now after they changed it back to HBO Max I go to the Max url to still punish them for having done it

husband walking around the house singing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons for some reason but he’s saying “ready for action, ready for action” so I yelled IT’S RADIOACTIVE THE SONG IS RADIOACTIVE and he stopped and quietly said “you dont know. You’ve never imagined a single dragon”

Only one year left on his mortgage

First the Wendy's in the middle of an intersection and now this?

I love Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Imagine interviewing someone huge and this is the first thing they say to you, I'd be shaking

It seems that there are really only two paths forward

New Hallmark movie plot just dropped.