Wooooooooow 🤯

I’m so fucking good at minesweeper

without a generational qb Dabo Sweeny is a BUM and I’ve said this for years!!

everything in west Texas has thorns man wtf

peanut butter + baby carrots 💯

I know I’ve had too many tamales when my “loose fit” jeans start fitting a little tight

Let the guys taunt.

wtheck since when is a hot-n-spicy 3 dollars

waitress asked me my age and when I said 27 she says “oh but you look young” since when is 27 old?!?!

I really need to stop cutting my own hair… This shit looks terrible lmao

Left sock, right sock, left shoe, right shoe Or left sock, right sock, right shoe, left shoe ?

wtf is sour cream raisin pie?!?!

my dog likes to come sit right in front of me and rip the loudest fart ever and then walk away

I fucking hate Tex-Mex and I’m stuck in a tiny town where every restaurant is “Mexican” but really it’s just Tex-Mex in disguise

this dog rips the nastiest farts right after I bathe her, it’s like she’s allergic to being clean

Lmaooo

got stung by a jellyfish, 0/10 would not recommend

huge fan of banana flavored things

spaghetti is by FAR the worst form of pasta

how do I get this cat to shake his dirty paws off inside the litter box and not all over my house smh