Having a night final is like waiting all day to open your Christmas presents, but instead of presents it’s your dog getting put down

Did this room see any broads? Not a soul Will I miss it? Absolutely not

This after 8 beers really makes you miss having a woman

If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, acts like a duck, then it must be a duck.

Quick 18 with the grandfather for his birthday. Can’t beat it with a stick

1 like and I’ll do a face reveal eating this bar of soap

How the fuck are you gonna charge me a shipping fee for an online textbook

Sometimes it takes me a minute to realize a video is AI. We’re officially washed

CLEVELAND FORTNITE SKIN 😭 [VIA Shiina]

Due to circumstances out of my control, I unfortunately cannot perform the stunt I had previously promised. I hope you all can forgive me.

Cigarettes 😍

Just checked what ages gets first priority to be picked in the draft

Wipe till it bleeds. Be a man.

Yes I would actually love to see all 15 minutes of fireworks that you posted on your Snapchat story. Please post more

Everyone else crashed already. Smoking darts listening to music can’t be beat

Mosquitoes might be the most annoying thing ever made

What the fuck is a labubu

Thank you mom for dinner

Don’t know where I’d be without crackstreams

Checking in at 16 🌪️🚨🌪️