The revenge of the fifth, sort of. You can find all of these characters available as stickers in my Redbubble store. redbubble.com/people/howridi…

It’s 8:00am, and just because the edible hasn’t kicked in yet, doesn’t mean I should eat another one

B&W

I’m 46 today. #happybirthday

I think the only way we'll ever end racism and bigotry is to mock the terms associated with it. It's not the word itself but the power behind it. Take away its power and the word will die. Make hate speech impossible.

I just can’t imagine voting for a guy who looks like he’s jerking off two dudes at the same time when he dances. #Election2024 #homoerotic

Twitter is really pushing the religious adverts on me. Sorry Elon, but you won’t be able to convince me that there is any sort of biblical god. #Advertising #irrelevant #nonbeliever #heathen

Merry Shitscram to all. #MerryChristmas #MerryChristmas2024

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Happy New Year from Leipzig. I haven’t seen this many fireworks going off all around me ever. All done by the general public. Fuck Canada and the fucking regulations. #HappyNewYear2025

Hey beasties, New story up and waiting for you to peep it. Read “Confessing is Hard for the Damned“ by R.A. Ellis on Medium: medium.com/@raelliswrites…

He’s Cockeye the Sailor dick He’s just a small fuckin’ prick His pipe he be smokin’ ‘Cuz it’s in his foreskin He’s Cockeye the Sailor dick. Spew spew #popeye #publicdomain #childhoodruined #foreskin

Here is my Redbubble shop if anyone wants to buy any dick stickers or t-shirts. You can find Dickey Mouse and Cockeye there. #redbubble #dickpics #humour #humor Visit HowriDICKulous's shop, for cool artwork on awesome products! redbubble.com/people/HowriDI…

Just because I draw dicks doesn’t mean I have anything against any other genitals. Everyone’s welcome here. #humanrights

I’m rocking this shit. I usually score in the low 90%, but today I’m better than that. #duolingo #theowllives #doinggreat #deutschisttoll

This one deserves to be retweeted 20,000 times. Sound up!! 🔊

Tonight’s Tubi choice. #classicfilm

I’m deactivating this account in a day or two, I don’t post anything anymore anyway. If I like your stuff here, I’ll be following you from my other account. #peaceout