This picture came up in my Facebook feed. Page 28, 8th sentence in Awakened: "He reached across and flipped open the lid, and the operating system blinked on." 😂Murr

Reminder: you’re going to be dead one day. Good news: Today is not the day. So: Love. Laugh. Enjoy.

Now available in 21 Bergen County, NJ libraries! 👍🏻😁 Murr

I'm on Level 3175. Jermaine Dupri Cookie Jam

Decide to make today a good day. YOU have the power to do that. Focus on the positive. Find the good. Be kind. And most of all when the world undoubtedly tries to ruin that for you with some bullshit, yell out “Not today!” & make a fart noise. It’ll help, trust me. #staystrong

Watch what happens when a hidden camera show becomes not so hidden in the latest After Party! Catch the whole episode On Demand or on the truTV app: spr.ly/6185DtOBx. #ImpracticalJokers

Whenever I have to sign one of those electronic pads in stores, I just copy Murr signature. Nobody checks these things anyway, and it’s a lot quicker to write this than sign my own name. 😂🤪

Cole is such a good stepdad! And dad! And husband! Chelsea DeBoer

Cole is everything Andrew is not. ❤️❤️❤️ Teen Mom Chelsea DeBoer

Take your children to work day. ❤️😊 Joe Gatto Prudential Center @truTVjokers

I hate: ⚪️ playing scales ⚪️ slow practice ⚪️ practising with metronome 🔘 all of the above

Is this your second cooked ham can? Brian Quinn @truTVjokers

Does anyone else think Sergio from this season’s Project Runway looks like Brian Quinn? @truTVjokers

THOSE THAT DENY THEIR HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT!

Hey, Q! We love the dinner parties! Please keep them coming!! Brian Quinn

Does anyone else feel like 2020 jumped the shark a long time ago and it just needs to be canceled already?