Today’s joke from the new kids joke book. Which hand is better to write with? Neither, it’s better to write with a pen!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book What has four wheels and flies? A rubbish truck!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? It’s always 90 degrees!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book Did you hear about the population of Ireland? It’s Dublin!!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book Where do sharks go on vacation? Fin-land!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? Nervous wreck!!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book. Years ago I trained as a social worker. This weekend I am meeting up with friends I trained with so, How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb? Before we try & change it we need to assess its willingness to change!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book What did the poo say to the fart? Wow, you really blow me away!!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a boogie in it!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book. What kind of dogs come from the bathroom? Poo-dle’s!!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book Why was the sand wet? The sea weed!!!!!

Today’s joke from today’s new joke book. A long hard week but it’s over so thought this would be good. What do squirrels do on the weekend? Go nuts!!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book. Why are pigs bad drivers?  Because they hog the road!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book What vegetable is kind to everyone?  The sweet potato!!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book What clothes does a house wear? Address!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book Which pet is the loudest? A trumpet!!!!!

Today’s joke from the new kids joke book Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands? Because it's extinct!!!!!