I AM! x.com/hbo/status/101…

high as hope, dance fever, lungs, ceremonials

if this ticketmaster scalpers sold out shitshow ever happens to FATM concert, you'll see me on the news

Florence Welch saying that she may not look like much, that she's just another screaming speck of dust and then proceeding to threaten GOD was legendary behavior.

Oh my god!! I forgot we were celebrating National EVERYONE DRIVE AS SLOW AS YOU FUCKING CAN day today!!!!

i really wish panera still had the lemonade that kills you

deathly horrifying how quickly and seamlessly chatgpt has been integrated into so many people’s lives in the most dehumanizingly anti social ways possible

pope francis has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in about 3 days

Pope Francis on meeting JD Vance:

The marketing for this movie is crazy

Her appendix burst and then she fell off a bridge into the Seine mind you

If you've ever done lawn work you wouldn't be askin this fr

I swear my phone picks up on when I’m annoyed and then sends me notifications like this to make it worse ShrimpDaddy GET A JOB HO

Florence Welch’s bodyguard every time he hears “well did you miss me”

Hey whys it still hot at 11:44pm this isn’t funny anymore

no one can reheat fleetwood mac's nachos especially not someone called finneas

Do you ever shut the fuck up

I could never be on love island because I’d be in there beating the hell out of the men every time they acted insane