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Hovey Benjamin

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I made this beat just for you! ⬇️

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linkhttp://smarturl.it/ThisBeatsForYou calendar_today20-04-2009 13:32:35

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I have a theory that this type of post is popular because most young people don't do what would be considered cool and youth-coded anymore (going out, having friends, taking risks) so they dunk on people slightly older than them to affirm their identity as young people

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It's actually really simple - she got famous because she was a country pop songwriting prodigy. It's funny how many people seem to think dancing is the main thing artists need to be good at

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I've noticed recently that one of the easiest ways to get a hit tweet is just to pick a crime that everyone already agrees is bad, and then advocate for the harshest, most retributive punishment possible

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This is driving me crazy because this line went mega viral on Twitter itself. Like we all talked about this just a few years ago, right here!

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This is actually really simple. All of the well-defined aesthetics of decades originate not from art from those decades, but from people trying to recapture the aesthetic in shorthand after the fact. Since the 2010s ended 5 years ago people havent retconned an aesthetic for it

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Went to the fish market with my sister-in-law and she got 2 lbs of fresh jumbo shrimp in exchange for a kiss on the cheek. New York is a special place.

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American monoculture must be truly dead because I've never seen this album cover before and I don't think I've heard his music once in my life unless it was playing in a Walgreens or something

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Absolutely not... this song single-handedly carried the torch for comedy music during my hiatus and I still laugh whenever I hear it

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This is now the 4th iteration I've seen of this same joke that I think is actually a Stavros bit. Anyway look forward to seeing it every 6 months on here for the next 10 years

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If someone really wanted to diss me they could say something like "rapping, producing, comedy - is there anything you CAN do?" But luckily people are pretty nice to me so no one has said that