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Sometimes I shock myself with the things I say and do. Other times I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on

You know what's cheaper than therapy? Admitting you're batchit crazy and just running with it.

At 4:15 p.m. this afternoon, Charlotte Fire responded to reports of a fire in the 3900 block of Revolution Park Drive at a recycling facility. Engine 44, just three days into service, was first on scene, arriving within minutes to find heavy smoke and visible fire. Firefighters

I'm calling 811 asking if they are hiring since my excavator bucket found a gas line that they couldn't

Medicalogical Opinion: If you can pay $400 to "get your hair did" and $200 for nails you have no business being on EBT / Food Stamps

How did they find out

19 days till I get to see my people

Another magnificent evening in the Carolinas

Medicalogical Fact: Remember that the grass may be greener on the other side cause it's covering a broken septic tank that's leaking chit

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people tend to get on every single one of them

Remember when we used to laugh at the commercial "I've fallen and I can't get up" Yeah, it's not so funny anymore

These same scientists claimed the vaccine was safe.

Answer: Makes Less than a third for a driver who gives maybe a third in the past 1,032 days Question: Who is Bubba Wallace, Alex for $1000

We will miss you Zaxby's

Zaxby's Going Out Of Business Sale starts now

I'm trying my hardest to like people then they start breathing and talking and well, I just don't like that chit

What's a morally acceptable way to tell this DoorDash girl that panties do irreparable harm to the sun dress appearance. Asking for a friend

Medicalogical Fact: Amazon Prime Day deals are not actually deals at all. Everything Amazon is selling during "Prime Days" was shipped to the distribution centers weeks ago. Y'all need to understand what a "loss leader" is

Yup, I got issues