I think this next election should be determined by Biden and Trump releasing a Drake diss and seeing who was better.

There are 4 types of matter. Solid, liquid, gas, don’t.

I think we need a ceasefire between Drake and Kendrick too.

Pools are like “Hey what if we all took a bath together?”

Everybody’s a news source now. Me: “Biden Dropped out” Them: “Where did you hear that?” Me: “Lizzo.” #JoeBiden #KamalaHarris

Every week in America makes a great season finale.

Is this what Arranged Marriage feels like? #KamalaHarris #Biden

Billionaires don’t belong in politics.

Stop acting like you all even know what a chromosome is. #AngelaCarini

All I know is if Kamala wins, the food is gonna be better at the White House.

The next election we should run it like The Voice. Candidates’ policies and campaign will be read by an A.I. robot and we vote without seeing them. Then come November the winner reveals themselves and half the country will be like “Whaat? I voted for a woman?!?” #kamala

This is the first genocide shot in 4k and people out here still don’t believe it.

Americans everywhere are confused right now about why the Olympics are weighing in weed weight. #PhogatVinesh

Life is just posting the same video on 5 different platforms.

If you own a Jeep I better see some gd mud on those tires. What are you doing in the city with a war vehicle?

Trump playing with fire when he said the word NEGOTIATE #Debate2024

The Fact Checker gonna get that Overtime tonight #debate2024

I think Trump is confusing eating 🌮 with eating cats.

Abdul responds #debate2024 #trump #kamala #Abdul