Me when someone sees me in my “ain’t nobody gonna see me” outfit

Michelle Obama 2016: "When they go low, we go high." Michelle Obama 2024:

Tiktok should seriously just start replacing schools 🤌😳

Gilead's HIV vaccine has demonstrated 100% efficacy. The first HIV prevention trial EVER to show zero infections. Retail price $42,250 Guess how much it costs them to make the drug? $40

I’m never leaving this app.😭

This is fantastic branding

Every morning Kobe is actually a savage 😭 he be trying to take the bathroom door down while im inside, he take up half my sleep space, wake me up and be like bitch why are you not awake yet. Lord I pray I can sleep until a normal time one day

“what you doing this weekend” me: enjoying my rent

Ordered my smoker 🥹 this leg of lamb about to be incredible in a few weeks when that comes in 😭

Tomorrow’s the first practice of the school year! We’re finally in season and I’m sooooo excited. Been planning and doing prep all day ❤️

Add in 2-3 hours of commuting daily… cooked. I would like to go back to being a stay at home dog mom that coaches cheer at night 🙂

He been living his best life ever since he quit. He even looks healthier. See what happens when you leave a toxic job.

Cool but imma be honest, shit like this is exactly why these kids are dumb

They walk among us. And they vote.

Admitting you don't know enough on a topic to speak

Planning a productive but still restful day. Like getting things done from my bed the first half and then a little manual labor in the second half. I love that for me