I hope he doesn’t get desperate like Annabelle and start an onlyfans so he can afford to keep getting fillers

Personally I think they’re trying to form the shape of a chapel like shes saying she wants to marry him before having sex

Bc he did this on our first date to try and impress me but he didn’t have insurance so I had to just leave him there and walk myself home

i think about this every day of my life

Shauna: We should kill and eat him Lottie: The trees say otherwise Melissa in the bg:

She needs to show off her honkers more often I love when she looks like a slutty muriel from courage the cowardly dog

When the laughing gas starts kicking in as I’m explaining the difference between vegans and vegetarians to my dentist

Lena here

Sadness from inside out in the pitt…they finally killed her

The green m&m and miss piggy would be friends but not before trying to out-horny each other. Green m&m would hit on Kermit (who remains oblivious) causing miss piggy to snap and punch her. They make up in the bathroom and bond over their lustful nature…perhaps even kiss

The community note omg they fact checked her pussy

Me in the criterion closet: Oooh yeah that’s a good one. Oh we definitely gotta have that one oh yeah that’s a classic. My favorite? Umm well you know they’re all great films. I can’t pick!

Fork found in butthole

This is for the SEARCH PARTY fans