I personally dont date frrmbanyas who don't have a door light. You mean I have to wait for the caretaker to turn on the lights or sunrise to wear my shoes?

When you arrive and she has a metal door.

He was in the friends zone for 4 years. Ahahaha

Raila Odinga gave me democracy lmao. Kenya's freedom of expression can be credited to the one and only George W Bush. #ChurchOfHotep

Middle class Kenyans : "6% NSSF is too much" Same Kenyans: Spotify Premium, Netflix Family, YouTube Premium #ChurchOfHotep

Off topic but I bet she annoying af, if you know what I mean.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

I see men being blamed for the Tukutane stampede. The Kenyan man is an endangered species. #ChurchOfHotep

"You cannot Landcruiser your way out of bad road infrastructure." ~ HotepSun

If you're paying for Spotify you're either, 1. A Cuck Or 2. An NPC

Factos

Seasonining is for chicken broilers. Red meats and Kienyeji chicken dont need all of this.

Thank heavens you got DSL cause wtf is this barbie take.

I'd empty NSSF coffers in a heartbeat just to crack this for 5 min, wym.

Modern Kenyan women are about to see bad things in 2035.

Chase Bank & Imperial Bank fraud happened on your watch but let me guess you omitted that like the hypocrite you are.

Ya'll really thought they were elephants? Around all that stimuli? Ndii was right. Law is a second class degree in developed countries.

30+ kikuyu women will be the end of me. x.com/waceke_s/statu…