Some one come over and help me fold the dishes

#sued

Why the dude in "I am legend" blow himself up at the end? Like he could have just more damage by throwing that grenade in the middle of the room and hiding in the safe too

People think they know what good water tastes like but literally it's never dawned on a soul that waters diffrent tasting because of what you ate last

I am becoming the next breed of gamer I eat spicy sweet doritos and drink dr pepper only twist Is I play the game of life

How do we know we dont live in the second dimension, we perceive depth but depth can be an illusion, so wheres evidence that the depth we experience is in the third dimension

Not gonna lie lol if their was decent butter and bread rolls and occasionally meat I could live like an 1800's pillager

Idk if anyones tweeted this but we shouldn't be allowed to call people gingers because is basically just the n word scrambled

What is a higher dimensional being and how is one where when they be there

Some gross ass chicks be protesting about their own body right, but like keep them no one wants your gross rights lmfao

Almost died cuz I forgot water is a thing

What happens if iron mans last words were actually a dad joke

I swear twitter was my most mentally debilitating phase of my life

What am I supposed to be in this realm

How fucking dumb do I have to be ti catch up to yall

I can't wait til twitter becomes a Xbox live party for political debates Americans: thanks for ruining our holidays China! China: stop talking shit and wear your mask lil bitch! French:we surrender Everyone:??? French:shit sorry force of habit

The ethereal shit poster here coming at you to say I've lost hope for humanity

My 2.5 inch penis is cold

This just in America's sitting down everyone's throats oh wait that's been happening for awhile now but lil bursts of riots make us feel better about it #blessed

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