Tᴀɢ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ: #LewdRP

After a wonderful day of adventuring around, it's time for this princess to lay down, take off all the hot clothing and just greet whomever wishes to join her. Wouldn't you wanna join her? 〘 #LewdRP 〙

Big schlong.

Super hot take: Dm only accounts really suck.

How does one get writer friends on Twitter? Well I got the right thing for you! Step 1: Make 10 accounts and make them interact with each other as if they are by different writers. Step 2: Get Discord and go find actual people. Step 3: You're done.

Classic "look like a girl but's actually a straight guy" strategy.

If you can read this, you’ve helped me reach 10 followers. Thank you! [Insert something funny here]

Can I get some retweets please—

Sʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴛʜɪs ɢɪʀʟ ɪs . . . Bᴜᴛ sʜᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʜᴇʀ ғᴇᴇʟ ɢᴏᴏᴅ.

Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇxᴘᴏsɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ~ Jᴜsᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪᴛ. 〘 #SeductiveSunday 〙

|| If you're following me, expecting me to follow you back. You're wrong. If I have refused to follow you, it's because: A. I have followed you on another account. B. Your account is a bit messy. C. I'm just not interested enough. D. You have enough followers already.

|| Well this account crashed and failed as quickly as possible —

|| Bye bye. At least until this account gets more traction.

I love how this account has less attention than my joke blacked account. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?